"The gods too are fond of a joke.”
"My boyfriend had a sex manual but he was dyslexic. I was lying there and he was looking for my vinegar."
"I like to play chess with old men in the park, but it's hard to find 32 of them."
"I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition was to eat drink and be Mary."
"Toughest job I ever had, selling doors, door to door."
“I once had an after dinner mint after breakfast and it threw me out for weeks.”